The strong emotional feeling bordering on sexual arousal that a prepper gets when their doomsday fantasy scenario starts to come true in any fashion.
Billy Bob isn't even trying to hide his raging prepper's wood as he watches the news about the virus ripping through the country.
by Orionnoir March 29, 2020
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by Dylan barnett August 26, 2022
Get the Lewis wood mug.he is a hot boy that everyone likes and will most likely make it to the MLS. And it is easy for him to take your girl and fuck her
by Kenneth Woods February 13, 2018
Get the kenneth woods mug.When your knocking up a pallet of window frame and you accidentally slip your peen into a nail hole and hammer it down. Mostly are joiners. If you need to know what a joiner is ask Nedklaw.
Me: aye up son how was work
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?
Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?
Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!
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Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.
Also "Opossum in the woods".
Also "Opossum in the woods".
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