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Wonder Kids

The type of food to give you cancer, a typical knock-off Kinder Joy egg.
"hey kid want a wonder kids in your mouth" *Sans now dies of cancer, as he ate one.*
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Stevie Wonder Ear Lobes

Yo, I tried to get that girls attention but she just ignored me. She didn't hear you man, she's got Stevie Wonder ear lobes
by Blaster One July 16, 2010
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wonder whip

Is a sandwhich composed of wonder bread and miracle whip only because your broke ass cant afford no damn lunch meat. Also a dance move created by modern hip hop trend following asains
"What are you eating it looks like a white collar version of ketchup on crackers" "its a wonder whip".
by MiguelFKNlito May 29, 2017
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Wonder Check

In the US, an employer is required to pay an employee for ones's time on the job, and may only be withheld up to 30 days. To some, this means signing onto a job, working for a limited amount of time, demanding for their paycheck, and leaving.

This reflects an incompetent hiring process and lowers morale.

In some cases, they will call and/or come in, asking if they can/will receive their paycheck on payday.

A Wonder Check is called such because it leads others to wonder how they earned it in the first place, and wonder why they left at all.
"A Janice called, and left her name and number."
"What did she need?"
"She asked if she could grab her paycheck Friday, but I don't ever remember seeing her here before."
"Oh yeah, she worked here for a day and never came back."
"I see, she just wanted her Wonder Check. Glad she stopped me from doing my job to ask about her nickels and pennies."
by Splorsh June 28, 2021
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Wonderous

"A walk on the beach would be wonderous !!"
by Baby Maddi✨💫 May 24, 2017
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Gutless Wonder

A hot-rod or car that looks high-performance and fast but is actually a very slow piece of junk.
My buddy bought an old-school muscle car that needs work. It looks great but it’s a real gutless wonder.
by anonymous April 17, 2024
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what a wonderful pussy

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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