Weed Family

A community in which members take turns retrieving weed for the group to share.

Oleg - "What is a weed family?"
Mike - "A weed family is FUCKYOU"

by guymin September 9, 2011

weed fiend

Someone who is so addicted to weed, they steal your money and scam you to support their addiction and never match with you.

"You trying to match with Jessie at the park?"

me: "Nah, Jessie is a weed fiend."

by qqki June 23, 2020

Weed pussy

Getting sex from a woman solely on the fact that you are in possession of high quality marijuana.

John: Man, I banged that hot chick Alice from biology.
Joe: What? Bro, all that girl wants is your bud, she ain't pitching in jack. Is it really worth the sex?
John: I dunno man, I love sex more than weed, so weed pussy is worth it to me.

by Pseudon't April 10, 2013

Dory Weed

Dory Weed is a term used to describe a weed strain that produces short term memory losses. The term is inspired by the character Dory from Finding Nemo.

Dude I just forgot what we were talking about, this is some good dory weed.

by Bubblizz July 3, 2020

weed community

Everyone who smokes the good green

Jonny is part of the weed community

by wookieweed November 1, 2015

Micro-weed

Weed that you bought to some guy and that has been dryed by a micro wave instead of drying naturally, thus the dealer doesn't have to wait before selling it.

Vince : Hey man, my weed is getting me high but i got no taste
Barry : yeah , it's micro-weed!

by BarryDaFunkyMonkey November 23, 2009

pervert in the weeds

Not fully considering all the issues that could present themselves in a situation.

"Let's make sure to test all features of the product, we don't want a pervert in the weeds"

by YSOSRSMAN June 12, 2018