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Valentine’s Redo

This day takes place on February 16th. It’s a day for guys/girls who have fucked up on Valentine’s Day and failed to make their significant other happy. It gives them a chance to redo Valentine’s Day. The reason it’s not on February 15th is because that day is for couples to argue about how Valentine’s Day was shit and it’s used for the man or female who fucked up to buy chocolate on sale lol.
Boyfriend: **doesnt even say happy Valentine’s Day or make an effort to see her**

Girlfriend: ** gets mad and tell all her friends**

Boyfriend: **feels bad because he wasn’t thinking about her feelings**

Boyfriend: **takes her out on Valentine’s Redo day and makes girlfriend really happy**
by 69XD420 February 15, 2019
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Valentine’s Day Baby

1. A person who was born in November, therefore conceived in February.

2. The reason why there are so many November birthdays.
Hey isn’t your birthday in November? You’re a Valentine’s Day baby, hahaha!!!
by icd0214 June 2, 2019
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Valentine 2019

A chocolate cake with strawberry filling and cinnamon icing. Sharing love, loyalty. It can be a partner, best friend or sibling!
Yahya was Iman’s Valentine 2019 ( they shared a cake)
by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019
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Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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valentine

a miserable day for all of the single masochists out there who think that it would be fun going outside on a valentines day with a kit-kat bar
friend: "Hey! Wanna hang out with me today? It is valentines day after all"
a masochist: "Nah, I'm outta kit-kat"
friend: "what the frick?"
by Rua the persian road September 30, 2019
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Valentine

A amazing girl that you should follow on Instagram @amourxval
by Amourxval January 5, 2020
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Valentine

Usually a sore overweight loser who thinks he’s a model and can get any chick he wants. Typically drinks mikes hard lemonade because beer has a nasty taste. Misses Dallas but also misses his diet plan.
Woah guys it’s valentine, he’s still fucking fat.
by TwinCityBallers69 January 29, 2020
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