Unicorn Sighting

A unicorn sighting is something magical that happens or is witnessed, that is otherwise indescribable. Usually it is a so-bad-that-it's-good type of situation or circumstance that is witnessed.

"Hey, I just saw a clown walk up to a bar and try to order a 5 dollar drink with pennies, and it's 2 in the afternoon. That's like, I don't even know."

"I think you just had a unicorn sighting."

by minime1114 May 25, 2011

Unicorn Mob

Those thug ass niggas in bowie high that like to fuck shit up and punch bitches in the throat. They snort sprinkles and shit rainbows. Only the illest, craziest people can join.

"Damn! I heard some bitch got punched in her left titty today!" "It must have been those trill ass niggas from unicorn mob again" "Yeah probably"

by Lil b the basegod November 21, 2011

unicorn ninja

the epic unicorn that can defeat ninjas, and that is so epic, it is a ninja.
every time a ninja unicorn poops, more epicness is spread throughout the world

unicorn ninjas dont eat rainbows and poop butterflies,

they eat lightning and poop epicness

by X3 time January 4, 2012

Unicorn Milk

Unicorn milk is a cure all for white people. It is like Robitussin for black people.

It cures headaches, anxiety, wounds, amputated limbs, etc. etc. etc.

Many people have (incorrectly) associated it with ejaculate. This is incorrect.

My finger was chopped off in a paper snowflake accident so I poured unicorn milk over the nub and the finger grew back

by YesMan1111 March 9, 2011

unicorn boyfriend

A man that is so genuine and gives you all the feels, he must be to good to be real.

Friend #1: He is great, kind, handsome, motivated,

and wants the best for me.

Friend #2: Looks like you found a unicorn boyfriend.

by Terrorsuit January 11, 2017

Golden Unicorn

True natural blonde with a full 70's bush.

You know what I haven't seen lately in this time of shaved labias?

I need to find me a Golden Unicorn to complete my journey!

by JuicedFrank October 14, 2011

Angry Unicorn

When you freeze your dick and tape it to your head and go around town stabbing people with it

i was so mad yesterday, i wanted to angry unicorn everybody

by Shishujohnny April 26, 2012