Upper GI

Deepthroating a horse cock.

Deuce had an upper gi this morning.

by RectumPuncher69 February 27, 2025

upper trunk

An upper trunk is when a Den D sucks a golf ball through foreman Neil’s trunk.

Den can suck a upper trunk exceptionally well.

by Big sky life March 7, 2025

upper trunk

When a Den D gets under the Foreman’s desk and has the ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Den is giving the foreman an upper trunk.

by Big sky life March 7, 2025

The Upper Peninsula Knockout

When you come in a woman’s mouth and punch her in the face

Dude, your mom finished me off last night and I punched her right in the face. You could say I showed her the upper peninsula knockout.

by Shlobonmyknob June 16, 2023

upper school crush

This means to have an interest in someone who is older than you or someone who is in a year above you

"Kurt used to be my upper school crush"

by Biggiereds June 22, 2023

Upper Storey

Noun - The brain; one's ability to think, understand, and rationalize.

Origin:
The head or brain, as in He's not all there in the upper story. This expression transfers the literal sense of a higher floor in a multistory building to the top portion of the human body. Richard Bentley used it in A Dissertation on the Epistles of Phalaris (1699), where he compares a man with "brains ... in his head" to a man who has "furniture in his upper story."

1. There is something wrong with her upper storey!
2. Sorry for that man, My upper storey is not great right now.

by sharerainbows March 9, 2023

Upper Decker

Chicago slang for whipping out the rumpus maximus, doing a fruity little dance with your tooter, and shitting on one's roof.

Guy 1: he did an upper decker on my roof.
Guy 2: ewww man gross. Give him a Chicago sunroof
Guy 1: yeah I will, gotta get my gut going first though. Wanna get some deep dish pizza?

by very stinchy vagina master May 29, 2024