turkey shot

when you splurt on a chicks face and you wait until the cum drips down under her chin and you yell out "gobble gobble!"
by Mike Locke May 19, 2004
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turkey sandwhich

To give or have Oral Intercourse
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a wicked turkey sandwhich last night!
Guy 2: With extra gravy?
Guy 3: Sraight out of the oven?
by Jimmy&spence October 26, 2007
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turkey gobbler

the section of one's scrotum that shows when the testes are pulled back and is flowing like a crumpled paper bag
Dude, I swear to god, Dan just flashed his T.G.(turkey gobbler) for like, the forth time today.
by Spike "Bottom-line" Bassey October 24, 2003
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turkey punch

A punch to the asshole in which the ass engulfs your hand.
That bitch was pissin' me off so I gave her a turkey punch to show her who's boss.
by Doc MC October 18, 2004
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Turkey Lurker

You mother fuckin Turkey Lurker
by David May 05, 2004
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turkey basting

the act of inserting a turkey baster into your boyfriend's ass crack, and releasing its contents into it to fill it to the brim. if the turkey baster is not disposed of after use, it will add unwanted seasonings to your turkey...
man: "hey babe, wanna do some turkey basting tonight?"
woman: "sure, but i have to cook this turkey afterward"
by huntelbi January 02, 2011
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