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Truth Court

The fictitious court of law where individuals who made a false statement (told a lie) are tried by a jury.
Truth Court is packed with spectators. The court officer wears a white police shirt with an emblem on each sleeve and a gold badge on his chest. His tie and his pants are blue, and he has a police night stick on his belt. He is Hindi, and says, “Everyone please stand.”

The judge, Jason Trickspotterspeaks, wears black frame glasses, and speaks in a southern U.S. dialect.

The judge hits his gavel once and says, “Liars Court is now in session.

The complainant is suing Mr. Pepe Roni because the day they met he told her he was single and free, but was living with the woman he had divorced a year before meeting her.
The judge asks her, “Miss please state your name.”
My name is Don’t Touch Me.”
“What do you do for a living.”

“I am the receptionist at Cutting-Edge Apps which sells apps wholesale and retail on the Web.”
“How did you meet the accused?
“He came to my company to demonstrate an app he sells called ‘Sex Rays’. While he waited he told me I was beautiful and invited me to lunch. “
“Did you accept?”
“I did, and later that day we met a few blocks from my job and ate pizza.”
“How was it?”
“It was good, Your Honor.
“Okay, Miss Touch Me, Liars Court financially compensates anyone who has been a victim of a false statement, a lie, which this court has verified took place.”
“Yes, Your Honor.”
“Did any of the lies you allege Mr. Pepe Roni told you cause you to suffer any economic loss?
by but for March 21, 2020
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florida truthing

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im in my florida truthing era again
by dwtlonely October 1, 2022
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The Catto Of Truth

Literally the biggest dickhead to walk the earth. He will do your mum and then your friends. He may be funny but he is an absolute dickhead
The Catto Of Truth is the worst influence and he doesnt even take his dog for walks
by The Catto Of Gatto February 18, 2022
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comport with the truth

A polite way of calling something complete bullshit.
Trump: I’m the best President evah! EV-AHHH!!

Journalist: Mr. President , sir ... that statement simply does not comport with the truth.
by Mydaho May 31, 2018
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Post Truth Math

Also known as “Fake Math,” “Trump Math,” “Bigly Math,” and “BS Math.” Half-lies and conspiracies about or on math and math education, which look superficially or uncritically fun, but they are conceptually dangerous to most semi-innumerates and non-symbol-minded folks.
Millions of MAGA patriots have been brainwashed or radicalized to believe post truth math without questions, which has indirectly led to the banning of some math titles or classics in some puritan circles.
by Numerati August 4, 2024
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