Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

I think a wall is a wall

When Louis Tomlinson was asked what it meant when he named his first studio album Walls, he said a wall is a wall, and there was nothing deeper in it.

"I'm quite Bri ish aright, and I think a wall is a wall," - Louis Tomlinson

by jaquenfayre December 7, 2020

think-piece

A piece of personal opinion written by an individual to gas-light or target a specific entity or topic.

Employee 1: Hey did you hear anything from Bobby yet , he's not been finishing his work
Employee 2: Dude he's in jail
Employee 1: Yeah that's cool and all but he still needs to finish his work, think I'm gonna write a think-piece on him
Employee 2: wtf

by MikeTheFragantist February 3, 2025

no think

twarries

person 1: no think, believes what the media says
larries: that's a fucking twarrie, ew

by twarriephobic October 19, 2020

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Keep Thinking I Will Not Smack It<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Keep Thinking I Will Not Smack It<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Keep Thinking I Will Not Smack It<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025

The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

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😱: The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

i think bails suck

a worrd used by the gravity team on there video, you can find this on kazza if you search, bails

hhi, im zac shupwac, and this is blink, and were the gravity team, i think bails suck

by ted November 23, 2003