Chia Pet

A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.

I thought Jim was pretty vanilla, then I saw the Chia Pet in his FetLife profile and was shocked!

by Kwabs4Real January 13, 2025

pet accident

A pet accident is when you shit in your partners lap

John: Hey pal, how's it going?

Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁

by Hoggg December 27, 2023

pet peeve

Something that a person finds very annoying.

My biggest pet peeve is people talking while eating.

by Nasir. June 27, 2022

Pets

See also - ai, slavery

Pets a

by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025

pet de shelly

petting de shelly, it just means petting de shelly, nothing bad!

“Pet de Shelly is in our pe class guys, both of them.”

by pet de shelly 101 February 21, 2019

pet birds

uf you are thinking of having pet birds, thick twice. or TRICE literal so noisy all the time. morning noon and night, you'll be greeted by their "AAAAAACCCCCCCCK" :D yes

friend: "should i get pet birds?"
me: "no."

by yesiwannadie December 28, 2022

Pet Awkwafina

An Asian low-mid who serves liberal white people by throwing others under the bus for self advancement.

Every news company has a Pet Awkwafina to not look racist.

by VanDammeAmerican February 18, 2024