slam the spam

Loping the mule, jerking the gonaskas, whipping the wire, the old five knuckle shuffle across the ole piss pump.

After seeing his roomates girlfriend naked he felt the urge to slam the spam.

by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005

slam pig

A whore/skank/slut, etc. One who only exists to pleasure many, many men.

"Hey, isn't that your wife over there?"
"No, that's just my slam pig. My wife is at home with the kids."

by Rick Wiseman, DDS May 25, 2005

poetry slam

1: gangbang.
2: gangbang
3: gangbang
4: just trying to meet the word requirement.

"What's a 'Poetry Slam'?"
"I dunno... gangbang?"

by Eid January 7, 2005

slam dunk

The act of placing one's testicles into a woman's anus during intercourse. Generally, this occurs without the woman's knowledge.

Man: Dude, last night I was banging this broad and then I went for the slam dunk and made her scream! It was fucking funny.
Friend: Damn. You should have donkey punched her too.

by bojanglesmchuffington August 3, 2007

Slam Wagon

1. A girl who is too ugly, or large to be referred to as a slam piece.

2. One step down from slam piece on the ladder of objectifying girls. One step above a grundle troll.

Bro 1: "Did you see that slam piece that Derek hooked up with the other night?" "

Bro 2: "That wasn't a slam piece. That was a slam wagon. Imported from Detroit."

by Brolocinco October 29, 2011

slam stick

a girl under or around 100lbs that is constantly being railed out. She doesn't care how large or how small the guy is, but she is a straight twig. She consumes minimum calories a day to keep her ribs from sticking out. These girls party hard and can make the bed rock. They are easily identified by their incredibly small ass to breast ratio.

"That girl is a twig, what a slam stick"
"No one likes slam pigs, I would much rather a slam stick."

by djprimo69 March 18, 2010

slam vaging

When the male in the relationship lays face first on the female's crotch, the woman grabs his head with both hands and forces his face into her vagina. Both hands must be used. The man must also hum Push It by Salt N Peppa.

It's Thursday night and I'm slam vaging my boyfriend. #Heaven

by Discount Dangerous November 8, 2015