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what-the-hell-shit 

You're a what-the-hell-shit!!!

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bs 

a) the most pro weed ad I've ever seen

b) said whenever you want someone to focus on the positive aspects of their existence and reject the negative aspects of said existence.
Inhale the good shit, exhale the bs can be applied to being only around positive people and staying away from toxic people and their bs

Honey I Shrunk the Kids Shit 

Babe I don't wanna have sex right now, I've been craving watching some Honey I Shrunk The Kids Shit.

this is the funniest shit ever im ngl 

when the Boy, Q, tells a story about queen bee.
"how r u Q" "this is the funniest shit ever im ngl"

Lay them the whale shit 

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.
It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.

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