when you have an old fat woman and she tells you that she wants it in her vagina... but you continue to miss the mark by putting it between her rolls/wrinkles; resulting in the old fat woman giving you a blowjob whilst her long jowels tickle the insides of your legs.
by Ivan E. Normuscock March 02, 2009
A sexual act in which you spread a person’s ass cheeks, stick your finger in their ass, pick them up, and spin them around your finger like a basketball.
“Dude smell by finger”
*sniff* what the fuck!?!?!”
“Gave my girl a rusty basketball last night bro!”
“Can you please wash your finger??”
*sniff* what the fuck!?!?!”
“Gave my girl a rusty basketball last night bro!”
“Can you please wash your finger??”
by FruitSnaxitave December 14, 2018
When you give a person a rim-job but they haven't wiped in weeks so they have shit stuck in their rim and ass hair
by Boobaru December 30, 2017
Perform anal sex to a finish, pull your dick out and dunk it in a craft beer and make your partner drink it.
by Rim Tobbs August 20, 2020
The act of taking a urn with someone’s ashes and each person from the group urinates in the urn. The first one to overflow has to drink from the urn creating the rusty lemonade.
by White-trash Magee June 22, 2023
by The original rusty spoon November 24, 2015
When a woman takes a shit, and then without wiping, bends over on the toilet and gets anally banged doggystyle.
by Smithalltheway March 19, 2010