January 13th

January 13th is the day intelligent and crazy people are born and is national cry yourself to bed day!

Its January 13th her Birthday WOW she must be the smartest in the whole school!

Wow its national cry yourself to sleep day welp time to cry!!!

by Haily Bisexual January 4, 2021

January 23

National Ice cream and movie day!

friend: bro lets hit the gym

me: nah man its January 23

by smallbeannamedjez January 22, 2021

January 13

Tell somone you love them day

I love you january 13

by Eli123456778888999 January 13, 2021

January 23rd

The perfect day for all a boyfriend to deliver the very best head to their precious significant other

"Oh, its January 23rd, I should probably get home to the missus to celebrate by going down hard on her"

by onebigspectacularmesso November 28, 2019

January 8th

january 8th, the day when an OG is born , a GOD , a GODDESS , a nigga snatcher , a take your girl.

person: omg were u on January 8th?

person born on that day: yes..? why?

person 1: *bows down*

by mya. November 16, 2022

january 2nd

January 2 is a day when everyone can show off their great smiles.

we have days where we appreciate our mothers, fathers, friends, and children but why not have a day we can appreciate the tools God gave us to eat oxtail and jerk chicken. Tools we clean and wash every day. why not have a day to show these tools off?? A day like national teeth appreciation day where people across the world can appreciate straight teeth, crooked teeth, or any bloodclautwhatevayawhancallit teet. So on January 2nd let's all bust out our cameras, come on Ladies and gentlemen.

"its January 2nd, national teeth appreciation day why aren't you smiling. :)

by catchmeifyoucan December 31, 2020

January 26

This is a day to flirt with your guy friend/crush. If you don’t your a pussy. Idk hold his hand or compliment him or something ask him out IDK z just do something,

Person: Hey Bitch, I like your hair today
Bisexual man named bitch: Thank you lmao but why did you compliment me?

Person: Because it’s January 26 durr Person: wanna have sex-
Bitch: yes.

by ErikIsGay69426942 January 16, 2022