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sunday shorts

Sunday shorts - n. male, handmade short jean shorts, similar to "Daisy Dukes" created for the purpose of drinking excessively on Sundays and watching sports and/or other manly television; a true demonstration of zero fucks given; pairs well with other white trash apparel, i.e., cowboy boots, sleeveless shirts, camo hat, etc.
Kevin woke up Sunday morning, donned his Sunday shorts, and commenced his day of drinking beer, watching football, and yelling obscenities at the neighborhood children.
by Wark Mahlberg January 16, 2014
mugGet the sunday shortsmug.

Short clive

The phrase short clive is used to describe how short and strange someone is
Person 1:oh its annoying i am such a short clive
Person2: yes, you are hehehe but dont worry its okay
Person1: oh thank you that is so kind
by The_m0squito_slayer August 21, 2021
mugGet the Short clivemug.

Short Italian

There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby
Me: Hey short Italian
Them: Tf Is a short Italian?
Me: You,check urban dictonary dumbass 🙄
by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021
mugGet the Short Italianmug.

short island

creative insult towards people from long island with rather small penises.
"Dude Miguel's trying to cope since his girlfriend broke up with him for having a small dick".

"Yeah dude man's got a short island down there"

"what a little man he is!"
by wujin June 7, 2023
mugGet the short islandmug.

Youtube Shorts

Short form content uploaded to Youtube. May or may not be the cause of our decreasing attention spans.
Person 1: Danno Cal Draws and Nigel & Marmalade are the only good YouTube shorts creators.

Person 2: Facts!
by Nonery October 28, 2023
mugGet the Youtube Shortsmug.

Owen is short

The shortest person you will ever meet is Owen.
Kid 1: Who is that short kid?
Kid 2: I think that's Owen. That Owen is short
by Kilo Gram March 4, 2022
mugGet the Owen is shortmug.

Muffle Shorts

Shorts so tight on a woman that one can read her lips, but one cannot hear what she's saying.
She looked awesome in those muffle shorts!
by dalekoprovidek August 21, 2014
mugGet the Muffle Shortsmug.

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