A condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. This could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).
1. Imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:
You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...
Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...
Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
by Mouth Smacker September 19, 2008
Get the Smack-mouthmug. The action of taking your testicles and generously basting them in honey and then coating them wth sugar, then smaking them repeatedly across your bitches lips to show her who is the hoe-dad.
dude there was blood every were after i surgar smacked lily last night i give good sugar smacks she now knows that i am the hoe-dad!
by sugardaddy69 November 14, 2009
Get the sugar smacksmug. is when u take your dick and hit people or things while eatting a large hambuger ...after you have just taken a big shit....
by kris bigelow May 13, 2005
Get the dick smackmug. Verb. To smack someone in the face with a standard keyboard, also known as a QWERTY board due to the first six letters in the top left being Q W E R T Y.
"Did you see that, I can't belive he just smacked him with a keyboard!"
"That my friend, is what you call a QWERTY smack."
"That my friend, is what you call a QWERTY smack."
by Jelula June 11, 2006
Get the QWERTY Smackmug. by ekip February 9, 2003
Get the danza smackmug. This party is the coolest i have ever seen. It totaly 'smacks of awesomeness' cause I have never been to anything so fun before.
by Marge December 28, 2004
Get the Smacks of awesomenessmug. by Yolendé January 24, 2003
Get the cock smackmug.