Best place on earth! Wanna visit China, Italy, Paris, Asia, or Venus? Go to Texas n check em out! Got all great country singers from there like, George Strait n Willie Nelson.
by TexasWoman June 10, 2018
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A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Return to Sender, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening
A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Return to Sender, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening
Dude 1: Bro I fucked this country girl and busted in her. She got so wet she came and shot my cum back all over me.
Dude 2: Bro you're The Pillsbury Doughboy cause you just made a Texas Toaster Strudel
Dude 2: Bro you're The Pillsbury Doughboy cause you just made a Texas Toaster Strudel
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A sexual position in which two (2) people will have one (1) unloaded rifle. The person not holding the rifle will be blindfolded. The person holding the rifle precedes to stick the rifle into the anal cavity and start shooting.
Warning: Before attempting this activity, make sure you have an unloaded rifle. Murder is not tolerated.
Warning: Before attempting this activity, make sure you have an unloaded rifle. Murder is not tolerated.
Sarah: Man last night, Dill gave me a Texas shooter. I cumed for, like, 5 hours.
Jill: Ewww, Dill's my brother you sick ho.
Jill: Ewww, Dill's my brother you sick ho.
by bigmack2000000 May 16, 2021
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Timmy: where you from man?
Johnny: cleveland texas
Timmy: wheres the fuck is that?
Johnny: it's not important
Johnny: cleveland texas
Timmy: wheres the fuck is that?
Johnny: it's not important
by Thatnibba23 July 12, 2018
Get the Cleveland texas mug.White preppy kids going to rap concerts or trying to rap songs, doing hella lot of drugs like mollies, perocets, xanax, etc. They say the n word, act like they are in a gang and spend their money they don't have on designer stuff like Gucci and Louis Vuitton. The City of Keller also spend their money on $1 million houses they're building. Their high schools are filled with teachers sleeping with students, giving head in the school bathrooms and smoking weed and vaping in the hallways.
Kid 1-"so who is that in that Louis Vuitton backpack kid smoking in the back of his Honda civic listening to Cheif keef?"
Kid 2-"nah it's just this Keller kid name Justin. He think he's cool and shit because he thinks he acts like a crip but he not."
"That's why it's called Keller Texas lol."
Kid 2-"nah it's just this Keller kid name Justin. He think he's cool and shit because he thinks he acts like a crip but he not."
"That's why it's called Keller Texas lol."
by EveryoneInTheClub February 6, 2019
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I can't believe I just got hit in the face with a big texas cinnamon roll, these things are really good - @claywash33
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