Tamponing

The act of sucking on your (or anyone else's) tampon which you just removed from your (or anyone else's) vagina.

- Eww, look at that girl, she's sucking on her tampon.

- I guess you could call it "tamponing", right?

by Dr. Mr. Sir. X January 23, 2013

Teapot

A guy who is five foot nothing, but weighs almost 200 lbs and would like to dance with you.

Are you prejudice against teapot men? You ain't gonna dance with me, but you'll dance with the six footers, fuckin skank.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017

Tampon

First of all, if you don't know what a Tampon is you shouldn't, or ask your mom. Also, don't you have a life. A tampon is used for Periods. A period is only for Girls, about 11 and up. A period is when blood, and other stuff goes out of a females vagina. This happens once a month, when the egg inside the girl mattures. When the egg leaves so does the blood that cushions the egg. A tampon is used so the blood does not ruin the girls clothes and go everywhere. You insert a tampon inside your vagina(in the hole that the penisgoes in for sex)You remove the cover, and the tampon opens up, inside there is a clothe that pretects blood flow inside the girl.

Girl: Oh, wait let me take out my tampon
Guy: Your not gonna get pregnat are you?
Girl: No, I'll be fine
Me:RETARDS, THIS IS WHY THERE IS TEEN PREGNANCY

by SO YOU KNOW January 2, 2010

ass tampon

when you use a tampon in your ass to suck up all the cum after anal sex

Phyllis:Honey I'll be right back, it was great but I need an ass tampon

by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) May 13, 2005

tamponed

A skating term when a skateboard vertically makes contact with the skaters privates.

Skater1: Oh yea, i can do a kickflip.
(runs to try)
OOOOWWWW
Skater 2: MAN HE JUST GOT TAMPONED!!
(laughter)

by janett July 21, 2005

Tembo

A Tembo is an oversized man with uncontrollable facial hair.
Tembos often drive recklessly while under the influence of curry.
It has been cited that these type of men regularly have girlfriends that are at least one meter shorter than the Tembo.

That man over there has curry in his beard, he must be a Tembo.

by Tombeaux May 17, 2010

Tampone

When a tampon is used to own somebody

Andrew was uberly tamponed last night, when a bloody tampon was inserted into his oral cavity as he slept.

by Bartolomeo De Las Casas August 4, 2007