womble teaser

When a women says she will have sex with you, but doesn't
She therefore teases your womble

guy 1 "did you have sex with that girl?
guy 2 "no, she was a womble teaser"

by le jeff March 14, 2009

sweeter teater

a boy usually found on the couch drinking day old mickey d sweet tea.

usually witty, cute, and jazzy

may be confused with alter ego: ryder.

a sweeter teater always pleases baby.

"how long have you been a sweeter teater?"
"since sweet tea was my favorite drink aka birth"

"baby's tired..."

by babyboo12 June 10, 2009

back teaser

A person who looks very attractive from behind, but upon frontal view is not.

I totally saw this hot girl walking ahead of me, but it turns out she was just a back teaser.

by montskel March 21, 2010

pussy toaster

Slang term for "Tanning salon"

"Is the she in the pussy toaster again?" - "Yeh, same as every Friday."

by Toast of the Town February 16, 2017

Cock teaser

A cock tease is the lead to blue balls. It is teasing you before sexual intercourse

Dude that girls i was with last night was a cock teaser

by Sex guru May 28, 2018

Fancy Toaster Bath

You commit suicide with a expensive toaster in a expensive bath tub.

man my man just broke up with me time to fancy toaster bath.

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjsssaaaajaayy July 10, 2019

Dick Toaster

When you put your dick in a toaster then put it in a body of water for pleasure

Mmmm time for the best Dick toaster I’ve ever had

by SpiderGuy7 October 16, 2019