Taint Bubble

When you are sitting in class, and try to slowly let a fart out, but the fart concentrates into a bubble and slowly slides from your butthole across your taint and pops right before your balls.

I was taking a test in Mrs. Russels class, and i had to let one rip. I slowly let off a fart, but to my fears it became a massive taint bubble. luckily it popped without sound and the class was none the wiser.

by RyanMP August 26, 2013

taint scrape

The act of raking the teeth from the base of the nut sack and or vagina to the crack of the anus.

Sammy gives a mean taint scrape!

by Backdoorbandit September 15, 2013

puff taint

The inflammation of the area between the anus and genitals. Usually caused by sexually transmited infection (STI). Most common in females due to vaginal discharge during menstration.

Damn, I went in without a rubber and now I got puff taint.
Dude, I was about to go down on her, but she had that puff taint.

by Gtome222 May 27, 2016

Taint Spanker

When one always has the urge to play with himself because he doesn't get any action

dont be a fucking "taint spanker" and come buck these girls in the ass with me

by Master of Taint November 29, 2011

taint bruise

when riding ones bike and the seat hits ones taint, the area between the genitals and asshole, resulting in a bruise.

Rhonda was riding her bike today and had to go the doctor because she got a taint bruise.

by mustlovedogs1122 January 5, 2012

bees taint

the superlative of the "bees knees", refering to the space between the testicles and the anus of a bee.

ex: my old my camera was the bees knees, but my new camera is the bees taint.

by foleyboard June 25, 2007

tainted love

A forcible misstroke that occurs during sexual intercourse in which the erect penis strikes the female perineum (taint), causing the penis to buckle and possibly fracture.

In the cowgirl position she zigged and he zagged and he smacked into her perineum, experiencing tainted love.

by xander913 January 8, 2014