When you are sitting in class, and try to slowly let a fart out, but the fart concentrates into a bubble and slowly slides from your butthole across your taint and pops right before your balls.
I was taking a test in Mrs. Russels class, and i had to let one rip. I slowly let off a fart, but to my fears it became a massive taint bubble. luckily it popped without sound and the class was none the wiser.
by RyanMP August 26, 2013
Get the Taint Bubble mug.by Master of Taint November 29, 2011
Get the Taint Spanker mug.A small patch of hair configured similar to a soul patch, below one's genitals, usually on the 'taint' region.
"I tried something new, instead of the usual landing strip, I switched the side, and shaved in a taint patch.
by phalic overide September 27, 2011
Get the taint patch mug.when riding ones bike and the seat hits ones taint, the area between the genitals and asshole, resulting in a bruise.
by mustlovedogs1122 January 5, 2012
Get the taint bruise mug.The inflammation of the area between the anus and genitals. Usually caused by sexually transmited infection (STI). Most common in females due to vaginal discharge during menstration.
Damn, I went in without a rubber and now I got puff taint.
Dude, I was about to go down on her, but she had that puff taint.
Dude, I was about to go down on her, but she had that puff taint.
by Gtome222 May 27, 2016
Get the puff taint mug.the superlative of the "bees knees", refering to the space between the testicles and the anus of a bee.
by foleyboard June 25, 2007
Get the bees taint mug.A forcible misstroke that occurs during sexual intercourse in which the erect penis strikes the female perineum (taint), causing the penis to buckle and possibly fracture.
In the cowgirl position she zigged and he zagged and he smacked into her perineum, experiencing tainted love.
by xander913 January 8, 2014
Get the tainted love mug.