Funk Toe

Funk toe is a common way to describe someones nasty ass feet. For example, toes that look funked up or nasty. One could also describe stankin ass feet as having funk toe. Funk toe essentially describes anything abnormal with the below the ankle region. Crooked toes apply to funk toe as well.

You could smell that funk toe, from the front door. "Doe"

Put your socks back on you got funk toe bro.

This nigga got funk toe.

by Lingle, E February 28, 2019

toe punch

When a stripper slides a condom over a participants foot; The stripper inserts the foot into herself and begins to ride the participants foot.

“Dude, when we were in Thailand, we took Smith to get his first toe punch!”

by LSDelux July 18, 2018

Toe Scissoring

A spontaneous act of celebrating the moment and life in general. When two humans feel the same joy in a situation that transcends reality and want to embrace it, one can shout out the holy words „It‘s time for a scissor crime!“ That’s when both of them strike their toes into the air and connect the toe gap between their two biggest toes with each other. What follows is the true meaning of life.
What a match made in heaven.

„Hey Ferdi! Time for a scissor crime!“

Laura: „Urgh, what are they doing?“

Jonas: „Oh they are just toe scissoring. A spontaneous act of celebrating life. Nothing special. Wanna do it as well?“
Laura: „Sure! Rrukkutwooooo!“

by Rrukkutwo April 10, 2021

perma toe

The permanent state of a typically gargantuan camel toe.

Have you seen Sally's cameltoe man?

Who hasn't? She's got a perma toe!

by Erin Scott March 4, 2007

toe inferno

when you stubb your toe so hard you can literally feel it jettison into another dimension with the pain that is a swirling inferno of the little digit

Jim: *stubbs toe*
Jim's toe: DUDE WTF I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN RN I AM LITERALLY IN ANOTHER DIMENSION HOLY SHIT THIS IS TOE INFERNO

by The Last Duck Bender August 6, 2015

Toe-booger

(tōˈboŏgər); noun. The greyish-black substance that amasses between the appendages of a human foot; an accumulation of sweat residue, debris, and/or sock lint that releases an unpleasant odor.

His feet smell terrible! He must have a lot of toe-boogers.

by toebooger May 6, 2012

toe nits

It is a play on the wording, comes from the term "no tits" but now you can tell your boys whats up without the lady having a clue that you've noticed her weakness.

Yo, check out that honey over there, she got toe nits!!

by FISH November 6, 2004