rob you

To give away free shoes. Usually after you took their shoes in the first place. Ya dig

I like you so much that I'm gonna rob you

by Elvis dogooder July 19, 2021

rob

rob is yorkshire slang for someone who talks the talk online and then is a pussy in the flesh

your actually such a rob

by longCANNON July 21, 2021

Rob Banks

an unfortunate name

no one wants to be called rob banks

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

robbed

Losing a game of DOTA ability draft because somebody drafts some meme build, takes farm, does nothing and keeps arguing that he was not the reason for the loss.

A: "Man i just got robbed"
B: "What did he do?"
A: "First picked tornado, went mid, got a meme hammer & did nothing after min 15"
B: "So robbed"

by blopppppppp August 5, 2021

The Robs

Any form of incurable sexually transmitted diseases. Oftentimes, but not always, originated from someone named Rob in the most grotesque of actions involving family and animals.

"Fucked this chick I met on plenty of fish. Think she gave me the robs, what do you think boys?"

by CummyDoorknob August 10, 2021

Rob offer

A fantasy football trade so one sided only Rob could dream it up.

They've offered Lacazette and Gundogan for Bruno Fernandes, that's such a Rob offer

by Two Girls One Klopp August 17, 2021

Rob

A lover of many women. Regularly runs out of weights in the gym. Grows a giant beard to tickle the ladies with. Anal about cleaning his machines. Likes a chunky ass to eat. Not enough room in the garage to store all his bikes that he uses to get the ladies wet. Has very soft hands.

That cool fucker is very like that Rob guy.

by Rhapsody 101 September 2, 2021