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calm your titties

Literally, why does "calm your titties" have two definitions that are the exact same letter for letter.
Person 1: i just looked up calm your titties on UD
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same
by Legohexman May 30, 2021
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attack on titties

Eren Yeager: "yo my boi Armin look at em big ol titties that colossal titan has my guy!"
*Eren looks around*
Eren Yeager: "Armin? ARMIN WHERE ARE YOU"
*Lightning sounds*
*Armin jumps out of the colossal titan*
Eren Yeager: "THAT WAS YOU ALL ALONG?????"
Armin: "Yea man, what do you think of my ginormous mommy milkers?"
*Armin takes off shirt*
*Erens walk up to Armin*
Eren Yeager: "hey... Armin... no homo but..... can I attack on titties for you?"
Armin: "of course brother"
by LigmaBallzMommyMIlker November 24, 2021
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suck her right in the titties

Another version of Fuck her right in the pussy, except made by Oscar Mansell. It is hilarious.
Hey man over there!! SUCK HER RIGHT IN THE TITTIES!! SKIDDLY DOO DOO
by Dildy face December 18, 2017
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Pop Yo Titties

you getting all hot and sexed up, den you just pop dem titties anywhere everywhere. someone slap dat ass, den you just pop dose titties up, down, all around.
i finna make you pop yo titties girl!
by meghacum February 28, 2009
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sugar titties

Term of endearment. Sometimes said by female to male, as a means of arousing and emasculating simultaneously.
Boy: Making love to you was spectacular tonight baby.
Girl: Yeah, it was whatev... goodnight sugar titties
by Wesgirl August 19, 2006
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cheese off my titties

what lindsay lovessssss
yo i got some american cheese drizzled on my tits..come lick that shit
by EAC November 25, 2003
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titties

god's beautiful creation figures of the female for mankind to suck upon
those titties are amazing
by dr.mikejones February 23, 2014
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