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swishful thinking

A gay man having or expressing a desire or hope for a man whom they find attractive to be gay.
John: Nick Offerman is so sexy. I swear one day I'm going to make out with him.

David: John, you can quit your swishful thinking right now. You know he's straight right?
by RUFFDOG June 13, 2016
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Right thinking

Wrong, shit-head. The games and the content supplement to thought. The thought is either negative or positive (which is fine). And your positivity cult is both deranged and the literal cause of the exacerbation of the mental health issues you purport to solve.
Hym "Speaking of 'right thinking,' You ever see the sub-reddit for 'Therapyabuse?' That's the first thing I got when I googled that Seerut Chawla. As an observation, it seems like people aren't super thrilled about how that whole system works. I mean, you're literally delineating 'Right think' and 'Wrong think.' Like 1984! It's true! We're already there!"
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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Challenging the herd with new and bold thinking

Being racist
White writer: "I am challenging the herd with new and bold thinking"
- "So you are racist and think a poc is 'culturally appropriating' white people by bleaching their hair."
by Unheardofbs September 21, 2022
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Bitchful thinking

When someone wants to make someone think dirty they can use bitchfull thinking. Such as wishful thinking that someone had bitches
+Okey Brian let's bitchfull think right now. What would you do if you have had bitches?

or

+Bro I am bitchful thinking rn sorry can't think straight
by Lynn wood June 16, 2022
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What I think

Hym "What I think... Is that if I was doing what that whire Kendra was doing I WOULD HAVE NO DEFENDERS. Even if we didn't swap the genders and we were gay... If I was doing... The exact same thing... It would be wrong. I wouldn't be able to use any of your excuses. I wouldn't be able to say 'what, you don't think people can be attracted to the handicapped!?' None of that would fucking save me and anyone who didn't regard me negatively would be condmened for it. What I think is what I say I think. The reason you're trying to lob the 'he doesn't think handicrappables can fuck their staff' accusation at me is so you post hoc justify what is happening to me now AND, by extension, THEN and BEFORE then. Post hoc justification for the continuation of something the MAY HAVE ALREADY HAD SOME PRETTY EXTREME CONSEQUENCES FOR EVERYONE BUT ME. Who wants to find out? That cripple isn't better than me. You're not better than me."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
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In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying
In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025
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thinks his sawyer

Someone who thinks his him and he really isn’t
George thinks his sawyer when he dosent have a shirt on 😂
by anonymous May 30, 2024
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