Shrimple tax return

Can be used as a substitute for “simple tax return”, or can refer to tax returns with a shrimp.
by TheDickSwordz April 01, 2023
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white assembly tax

The extra price people pay for "luxury" goods just because they were built by white people.

The white assembly tax inspires a false confidence in quality and and an unsupported assurance that the product is the best.

The white assembly tax is confirmed to be added to the price of a product if it is made in Germany, or some other European country.

Ikea and countries formerly part Soviet Union have been known to damage the effect.
It can apply to cars, apparel, even stationary.
Aaron prided himself in his crayon set purchase knowing that the wax was shaped and dyed in Germany.

As soon as Tim saw that the stapler was made in Italy, he took an instant liking to it, even though the stapler next to it from Myanmar was 20% cheaper due to the lack of white assembly tax. The Myanmar stapler also shot lasers and made long distance calls for free.

Apple is sneaky. They affix a "Designed in California" sign to justify the price premium for their products by the white assembly tax. However, they're stuff is still made in China.
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Excess tax on stupidity

noun - the lottery. Some consider it the tax on stupidity because the proceeds go to the state, and only the stupid pay it.
John: I got to buy my big lotto ticket!
Jack: Oh, you have to pay your excess tax on stupidity!
by Corn Flake December 05, 2006
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idiot tax rebate

An unexpected windfall that makes you feel really excited and happy - as long as you don't think about how much idiot tax you paid in the first place.
Me: Hooray! Hoorah! I've won ten quid on the lottery!

Wife: Yeah, but you buy two tickets a week, so over the last year you've wasted over a hundred quid. This is just an idiot tax rebate.
by jwgrooves January 27, 2011
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tax it like the brittish

To have sex with a woman very hard.
Damn, I would tax her like the BRITTISH!
by angelnine9 March 20, 2004
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property tax

A fee imposed by the host for the usage of their place
Hey, can we roll a blunt in here?

Sure, as long as I get property tax.
by williestile August 28, 2009
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tax return payday

The day you receive your tax return money.
Duder 1: "Dude black people hate me. I'm only gettin $135 back on my taxes this year."

Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."

Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."
by westfalia March 12, 2010
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