Sword

A sharp boner.

Yo bitch suck my sword
NAHH you stabbed me with that last time cum straight

by Lord Word god April 6, 2020

Swords

An epic duel (some call it a dance) in which each contestant attacks the opponents pee steam in the same urinal! In effort to over power their stream. To prove once and for all! You have a greater penile velocity , or possibly just heavier flow!

Hey guys! Anybody want to play swords?

by swords January 7, 2018

sword

a sword is just a realy long and sharp butter knife

p1 :hey dude have you seen my sword?
p2: I think p3 is using it to make a toast

by shkpp June 10, 2021

Flaming diamond sword

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.

The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.

by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015

Slut Sword

Someone that's slaying the sex game and just doesn't care who knows.

Man, Kate is such a slut sword! Did you hear about her night?

by Kshaulis April 23, 2017

Sword

Another word for peen.

Chad: "Bro last night I slapped my sword all over Jessica

by OOFERGOOFER May 30, 2019

Sword Collector

Durogatory term that describes an enthusiast of fantasy/role-playing/anime/martial arts who lacks self-awareness to the point of being embarrassing.

Todd seemed like a cool guy, but he keeps talking about Naruto and saying things like 'nunchaku are useless against ranged weapons.' I'm starting to think he might be a sword collector.

by Terrence Howard, M.D. August 14, 2020