Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

sword

a sword is just a realy long and sharp butter knife

p1 :hey dude have you seen my sword?
p2: I think p3 is using it to make a toast

by shkpp June 10, 2021

Half-Swording

The act of inserting one's penis in their partner while still soft, relevant with males who cant get it up or impatient.

I caught the village freak Gargamel Half-Swording the well known whore Muriel, he wasn't even hard yet.

by Half-Garf May 1, 2025

bending sword

When your boner is in someone's back but not tucked up so it is therefore bending your sword.

we were laying in bed and I was so horny I was bending sword for her

by So_u_think_u_can_stance January 22, 2021

sword fight

1)When two men use their penises(swords) too fight with each other until one of them decide to release their full might (their enemy will not be able to "cum" out of that one.)

2)When two men are together and they decided to have a fight with each other by urinating in a straight line and then making them as in their unrine(not sure how to spell) collude with one another. A new source of entrainment to whole new level

Wanna join in with me and Jeff's(meme) sword fight?

by XxPhantomGamingxx February 8, 2017

sword of the rings

Sex act where man wears a vibrating cock ring during sex and right before he comes stops to stick his dick in the girl's mouth at the same time yelling "where's my precious" in a creepy voice.

She fancied his thundercock in bed but wasn't expecting him to be a sword of the rings, too! Lucky fuck.

by TC Lover September 30, 2017

sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.

Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!

by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022