Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.

Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"

by Hym Iam September 25, 2023

Taylor Mf Swift

Taylor the mother of all

I love Taylor Mf Swift so much

by biotchslay April 27, 2023

pct swiftness

A faggot; a man who sucks big penis; a lambe Pinga; sucks at COD

Bro, you're a Pct swiftness. (Bad connotation.

by Anthothefag November 19, 2016

Tricon Swift

stans the Artist of the Decade and first-ever Tricon
bestie/bestay with everyone except if you drag my faves

#1 Plastic Doll and The Edge of Glory stan
ARTPOP and Speak Now stan
artsy hoe

Tricon Swift is my bestay
Tricon Swift outsold y'all

by clowneria street November 14, 2020

Swift Kick

Swift Kick comes from Cobar, Australia or generally western Nsw. Made by a true blue bogan.

I’m going to swift kick you in the dick so it’s in your guts

by Codi-Sarah August 06, 2019

Taylor Swifting

When a person starts dating another person, says they are in love after a short while, breaks up with them shortly after, and continues to repeat the cycle. For reference see: Taylor Swift dating life.

Guy 1: Dude, Brent was in love with Becky last week and now he's saying she did him dirty and he's in love with Katy.
Guy 2: Bruh, Brent is Taylor Swifting.

by Bruce Evans December 28, 2017

Taylor Swifting

Where a couple can't decide to stay together or break up for good, and go through the cycle of breaking up and getting back together in a matter of a few hours

They kept taylor swifting with each other for two weeks and it was driving everybody crazy.

by pecanlove June 02, 2013