Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline. The difference is that one participant is uninformed of what is inflicted upon them.
You violate her pooter with the frozen Cosby Kid while the lights are off. Halfway through the act you yell "Surprise" and turn on the lights so she can see you going at her with the big greasy poopsicle.
You violate her pooter with the frozen Cosby Kid while the lights are off. Halfway through the act you yell "Surprise" and turn on the lights so she can see you going at her with the big greasy poopsicle.
Adrian refused to cuddle with Adam last night after he found out Adam was giving him the Alaskan Surprise.
by Terd Feguson January 14, 2009
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I was afraid i wouldnt get any gifts for my birthday but then i got a UPS surprise from mom. it was the best birthday ever!!!
by njit April 18, 2004
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When you have a girl, undressed and you tell her "close your eyes and open your mouth." she thinks that your going to put your cock in her mouth. Instead you turn around and take a huge dump in her mouth!
Noah: O man! i gave that bitch a nesquik surprise last night!
Jacob: NO WAY! my boyfriend gave me one of those before!
Jacob: NO WAY! my boyfriend gave me one of those before!
by Shermdiggity March 30, 2009
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Can also be done in the anal cavity... if the woman would like some pizza as well... also can be done by two men.
TIP!!! Make sure the pussy/anus is shaved, because no one enjoys pubes in there pizza! ;D
Can also be done in the anal cavity... if the woman would like some pizza as well... also can be done by two men.
TIP!!! Make sure the pussy/anus is shaved, because no one enjoys pubes in there pizza! ;D
Husband- What's for dinner tonight babe? I'm famished!
Wife- Oh! We're having pizza!
Husband- What kinda are we guna have?
Wife- Twunt surprise.
Husband- What's that sounds.. delicious!!!!
Wife- Oh.... you'll see (;
Wife- Oh! We're having pizza!
Husband- What kinda are we guna have?
Wife- Twunt surprise.
Husband- What's that sounds.. delicious!!!!
Wife- Oh.... you'll see (;
by Pussyfucker11 August 11, 2010
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You stab him in the kidney. You just killed the murderer Shia LaBeouf!
But wait he's not dead shia surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.
But wait he's not dead shia surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.
by i give up March 2, 2015
Get the shia surprise mug.Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake except when your mate comes out the closet he throws a bowl of chocolate ice cream, preferably with spinkles, in the girls face.
by Ste Crayston June 20, 2006
Get the Houdini Chocolate Surprise mug.Performed only in St.Louis. You do a high kick under the arch, and as you do this, your transgender dong pops out and you crap your pants at the same time. You finish this maneuver by eating toasted ravioli covered in Blemen.
by zShortbusz November 25, 2009
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