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storm curtain

Slang term for a female condom, due to it being a curtain between a storm of male semen and the whom.
Fatty: Yo baby I aint wearing no condom because my doctor dun say i cant make babys in July.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.
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DANIEL STORM

DONT MATTER IF HES DAN UZI OR DANIEL STORM HES IS A LOVELY AWESOME PERSON AND HE IS THE GOAT AND HE ALWAYS KEEPS TIGHT HES BACK FASHO AND A GOATED RO WRESTLER IF I WAS DANIEL STORM I WOULD BE VERY HAPPY
DANIEL STORM IS A FUCKING GOAT
by DANIEL STORM November 25, 2021
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Fortinbras storming the castle

When you write a literature essay and you only watched the movie.
-So, what was your favourite scene in Hamlet?
-Oh, definitely Fortinbras storming the castle.
by _Leopold_ March 9, 2020
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Number Storming

Number Storming is a term which is generally used to describe someone who goes on random Facebook profiles to gain personal information such as phone numbers. The person who is Number Storming ie; The Stormer, does not usually know the person they are gaining information from although sometimes there may be a small connection either through a mutual friend or another way or form.

Number Storming is usually just done out of boredom to gain phone numbers which people put on but some times dont realise they are showing this information.
- "Hey i went number storming last night, i 5 numbers of some of my mutual friends"

"haha sound man"
by Tommy Bassam December 15, 2009
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Storm Johnson

The act of a fully-dressed man pulling his cock through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.
"Tyler, what the hell took you guys so long to get here?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"
by PapaCommish October 11, 2014
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sloppy midwestern storm

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.
I came so hard last night when my girl gave me a sloppy Midwestern storm
by Big fat chick November 30, 2019
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storm Sheldon

Someone that has a massive cock and uses it to fuck himself in the ass
Did you see what storm Sheldon did yesterday?
by Spatwu May 27, 2024
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