donkey steak

Something that @mrtempestilence claims is a type of food, but is a sex position where you place your dick in a donkey and use it's butt as a dinner plate whilst eating.

I just had a delicious donkey steak, dude!

by Sodap0ps April 18, 2018

Grey Steak

Term used for old lady pussy

I banged this grandma and she had a grey steak

by Michael Ruby July 12, 2021

Chocolate steak

Shit dick or a dick covered in feces after sex.

After Billy and I were done he asked if I wanted his chocolate steak, but I said it always leaves me a horrible after taste.

by MercMika May 27, 2017

Soup Steaks

Something that seems good and bad at the same time. Like eating shrimp while knowing the brown line in the back is feces.

My buddy: "I just found a 20 on the floor."
Me: "Soup Steaks!"
My buddy: "I think that old lady dropped it."
Me: "Soup Steaks!"
My buddy: "Should I let her know?"
Me: "Soup Steaks!"
My buddy: "Soup Steaks"

by Doughnutsgonuts September 1, 2018

Steak and mash

To give a girl and facial and then punch her in the face

I gave Her steak and mashast night

by Samuel.B.Goodman June 11, 2025

Pocket Steak

A man who was so hungry stole a steak during dinner wrapped it up in paper towel and put it in his suit inside pocket and then munched on it during chapel

Pocket steak could strike again at any time. Watch out for your meats or else he’ll slurp them up

by KKfrycook February 22, 2022

Steak de la tube

A fine French cuisine involving a mans penis and white sauce, prefect for the ladies.

She ordered the “Steak de la tube” last night and came along a mistake known as my daughter.

by meat beat mania man August 30, 2020