Safety

1. A friend who goes on a first date with you, in case it goes bad.

2. Can be known as the 'safety' phone call when u get an 'unexpected phone call' on a bad date.

3. Also, someone used to cover up where they've been or where they are going.

1. "Hey, i'm going on this date wit guy I met the other day. Will you go with me to be my safety?"
"Again?"
"Please? What if the guy is a weirdo!!"
"Ok, fine."

2."Hey, I'm going on a date with Tom from next door. Give me s safety call around, 8:30"

3. "So what did you tell Andrew you were doing tonight?"
"Oh, I told him I was hanging out with you tonight, going shopping or whatever"
"Why do you always gotta use me for shit like that? You know, you're gonna get caught one day!!!"
"Nah, it's ok- you're my safety. He won't think a thing!"

by Korraahhh December 6, 2006

Safe

Hello
Goodbye
Good morning
Good night
Good afternoon
good evening
Thank you
Nice/Friendly/Decent
Good/Quality/Fun
Awesome/Brilliant/Great
Secure
A place to deposit goods of value securly, which keeps them 'Safe'.

"Safe Jo.
Safe Steve.
Safe.
Yeah safe safe.
Safe
Safe"

"Thats is so safe of you."
"That song is so safe."

by Hendlesberry May 4, 2006

safety first

safety first:
1) loves to rage
2) tour is life
3) the brothers past mascot
4) slinging bunk yay on lot
5) trying to talk to all the ladies

"safety first brah!!!"

by coolgirl April 18, 2005

SafetyMan

A cock sucking, eretile dissfunction having hippo.

I fucked a SafetyMan!

by TwIzTiDxErO May 9, 2005

safety scissors

A pair of scissors that has been made so that they are unable to cut anything besides human flesh, and therefore considered "childproofed". This supports the theory that humans are getting stupider (see airport and educational television).

"Safety scissors are comletely useless."

by Kazyan July 13, 2006

safe flirting

Light teasing/joking around in a flirtatious manner.

Nick has a girlfriend but practices safe flirting with a girl he is attracted to by teasing her in a joking way.

by eeeeeeeerin July 22, 2006

safety

Irie. Herb. Marijuana. All of the above. Smoking ganja, one is "safe". Ganja is "safety" as is the process of smoking it. West Coast. oregon

Let's take a safety break.
Are you safe?
Safety comes first.

by safetreedepositdrop June 24, 2006