melon sniffer

someone who sniffs melons under coconut trees. it is a traditional tribal ritual that ends with anal. usually the male would insert the penis but because he sniffed so much melon the female now must perform his duties. after this has happened they both ride off on horses but because these horses sniffed so much melon they fall over. so these tribe people must go back to the holy melon god and ask for condoms and perform the dirty dragon after this they will be melon sniffers.

dude your such a wanker cunt bag who is friends with a melon sniffer

by euan murray April 11, 2016

mattress sniffer

A mattress sniffer, someone who hides under a bed in the hope of sniffing their ladies period leaks

Man I'm such a mattress sniffer, last night I hid under the bed with my wife's tampons so she had no choice but to leak her red gushing goodness everywhere

by StretchyRaff November 29, 2016

swing sniffer

A pedophiles or someone who sniffs the seats of a swing at a public play ground

"He is obviously a swing sniffer, by the way he acts around kids"

by Aaronsrod August 22, 2017

fart sniffter

Someone with a desire to keep their nose stuck up their wife or husbands ass all the time.

Will you get your nose out of my ass for a while? You are acting like a "fart sniffter"

by Stuprinnett September 24, 2017

Barrel sniffer

Someone who is obsessed with guns.

My God, he's such a barrel sniffer!

by Hackers1970 April 19, 2018

salmon sniffer

Guys who like to smell dirty, bacteria infested vagina.

Guy: I love the smell of dirty pussy!! Smells like fresh caught salmon in a fish market!

Other guy: Dude you’re such a salmon sniffer!!

by Mimiko January 1, 2018

ball shifter

A baseball player who adjusts their testicles constantly.

They cannot show Brian Dozer below the waist on tv because he is a ball shifter, and it is inappropriate to see on tv.

by Mr Ball Shifter May 5, 2018