Smarterchild

The robot that is great to talk shit to on MSN

me says (4:24 PM):
do u like men?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:24 PM):
My personal life is... er personal.

me says (4:25 PM):
do u?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I'm not actually sure if I do.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)

me says (4:25 PM):
do you like cats

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about cats.

me says (4:25 PM):
i like eating them

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.

by fredrick homo January 25, 2009

smarterchild

A bot from MSN and AIM that doesn't make sense

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm trying to understand you but I can't.

me:
i dont understand you either

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's fine, my destiny is to be misunderstood.

by smarterchildpssh November 6, 2008

smartass

a person that thinks they are really smart with cometes to everything

smartass maddi

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

smart

not you

you are not smart you dumbass

by jghdfsyuvgfuygf December 20, 2017

smart alleck

a smart alleck is someone who is rlly annoying and tries to be smart by giving obvious answers

Person 1: im bored
Smart Aleck: why don't you do something then?
person 1: stop being a smart alleck

by IAN Y'ALL March 20, 2018

Smart-aleck

A know-and-all. Someone who thinks they know Eve and is a real jerk

Mom: I thought I told you to wash dishes.
Daughter: *mumbles under her breath* here we go again.
Mom: Excuse me young lady?!
Daughter: You probably would’ve heard me if you wasn’t deaf!!
Mom: Do be a smart-aleck with me
(An argument begins)

by Lexi02 April 1, 2019

Sorrenti Smartarse

Sorr-en-ti Smart-arse
-noun

1. To act like one Stacey Sorrenti.
2. To use language in order to seem humorous towards males.

Pioneered by Australian Stacey Sorrenti in 2004, and still in use today in regions of Sydney's Greater West.

Words or phrases used by younger female friends towards older males in regards to every day events, scenarios or situations that have a sarcastic vibe/tone are included under Sorrenti Smartarseness.

Origin:
bef. 1050; (v.) ME smerten, OE -smeortan (only in the compound fyrsmeortende painful like fire), c. OHG smerzanayz (G schmerzenarse); (adj.) ME smerte, smart quick, prompt, sharp, arse, buttocks, behind, butt orig., biting, smarting, late OE smearte, akin to the v.; (adv. and n.) ME smerte, deriv. of the adj.

"But then again, unless it has sex, drugs, or cuban porn, it probably wouldn't blip up on your radar." - Sorrenti Smartarse.

by John Macquarie-Oxford August 28, 2009