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slow Pompeo lobster boil

Slang for Pompeo’s slow decline into political death as all of his obscenely piggish and self-aggrandizing acts come to light.
We are all watching the slow Pompeo lobster boil; he is already apparently losing consciousness as he lamely tries to defend himself.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
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MY PONY TOO SLOW

A saying used by someone who has realized that a comment they've made is redundant to an earlier comment made by someone else.
Bob: The government should provide universal healthcare man.

Larry: Free ponies! Yay!

Tom: And how about a free pony for all the little boys and girls while you're at it.

Tom: MY PONY TOO SLOW
by 2+2 poster April 22, 2009
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slow news day virus

A simple and minor issue that is blown way out of porportion by the media when there is nothing else to report. The public becomes deathly worried about something that is no more dangerous than the common flu.

ie. SARS, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, Killer Bees, etc.
Person A: "Did you hear about the SARS epidemic?"
Person B: "Epidemic? It's killed less people than the flu. Its nothing more than slow news day virus."
by UnquenchableFire October 10, 2006
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this means stop stressing out, overthinking, or complaining. put your troubles in perspective and try to enjoy the short time you have on earth.
A - "oh my god we're going to have to walk all the way back to the bar cause i left my car keys there"
B - "slow down and smell the roses"
A - "wow this is nice scenery. it's a nice night, i like walking, and we're not really in a rush."
by fckdapopo October 5, 2009
mugGet the slow down and smell the rosesmug.

shit, chillin, slow-motion

a casual reply to the greeting "what's happenin'" or "what up doe." It's a Detroit way of letting the greeter know that there isn't anything going on at that particular time.
Tim: "What up doe nigga?"

Tom: "Shit, chillin, slow-motion."
by Eazy313 August 22, 2009
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please slow down

it used in sex if a guy is fucking you to your servix u will ask him to slow down
Girl:FUCK please slow down
HIM: shut the fuck up and take it.
by ilovekillak May 23, 2022
mugGet the please slow downmug.

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