Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
by gofvckyourself March 5, 2022
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“man I was absolutely slobbergasted last night after fucking a gorgeous heifer in my Ford F-150 and taking 53 dabs”
by anonymous April 1, 2022
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The first is a normal insult, as a way to call someone messy or, tends too drool more than they should.
The second term is a saying is for the wrestling in bed, it's a sloppy blow, or a slippery suck, a very wet blowjob.
The first is a normal insult, as a way to call someone messy or, tends too drool more than they should.
The second term is a saying is for the wrestling in bed, it's a sloppy blow, or a slippery suck, a very wet blowjob.
Person one - Bro clean up your room you slobbernut
Person two - I'm sorry but I can't help drooling all over my stuff
Person one - hey did you see how wet Johns pant's were yesterday
Person two - yeah that chick gave a real slobbernut
Person two - I'm sorry but I can't help drooling all over my stuff
Person one - hey did you see how wet Johns pant's were yesterday
Person two - yeah that chick gave a real slobbernut
by TeePeeWeeJay May 4, 2022
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Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy
Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy
by NateOshea27 May 24, 2022
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Get the slobbernab mug.* Sees that fellow random roommate selected very clean box on survey, feeling good
*Walks into the apartment for the first time. Looks at the floor and realizes it's caked in dirt that not even my Swifter wet jet could remove
*Opens up sink cabinet to find 100s of crumbled up plastic bags
*Walks deeper into the common area and notices that boxes are ~everywhere~, behind sofa, under TV, impairing functionality of the door
* Texts best friends, "My roommate is a Slobby Bobby"
*Walks into the apartment for the first time. Looks at the floor and realizes it's caked in dirt that not even my Swifter wet jet could remove
*Opens up sink cabinet to find 100s of crumbled up plastic bags
*Walks deeper into the common area and notices that boxes are ~everywhere~, behind sofa, under TV, impairing functionality of the door
* Texts best friends, "My roommate is a Slobby Bobby"
by theogcooler August 18, 2022
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