Shart

A new species of a shark. One that resemples poop with a mix of a fart.

Sydney: *Laughing her butt off*
Nicole: "Wow.... did Ralphie poop. Wait is that smell coming from you Sydney?"
Kelli: "Nicole, I think Sydney sharted. Like pooped while farted"

by Foyb December 22, 2016

shart

A mix of a shit and fart. shit fart

I JUST SHART MYSELF.

by Your soon-to-be brother in law December 30, 2016

Shart

When you let out what you think is a fart, and you end up shitting in your pants.

"Omg. I just sharted."

by karlaskye January 12, 2017

sartproush

Another way to say "Sartorius"

"Dude, did you hear that new Jacob Sartproush song, Jordans"

"No dude, I heard it sucks ass though"

by trashyducks January 25, 2017

Sartone

Sarcastic tone. "Saying stuff sarcastically"

That's a sartone way of saying it.

by Talking mood March 20, 2017

Shart Balloon

Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.

Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!

Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.

by Lilwhiteshark June 5, 2017

Shart

A moist/wet fart. A shit cross a fart.

Yo I did the wettest shart EVER!

by NO LIFE... June 30, 2017