Bu-sition

When one gets on their knees in the position to be in the middle of a bukakke, hence the name “bu-sition” which is the combination of words “bukakke” and “position”.

Bro I’m sorry bout your sister dawg, I was just coming out the shower and I saw her on the floor in the bu-sition so you know I had to put in that work if you know what I mean.

by John Gettin Doe September 23, 2021

thenone.sitore

Your favourite IG shop that force feeds you good sh*t like your mum forcing you to eat that broccoli

(cuz mama always knows best and so is thenone.sitore)

“Oh where you get that IG shop quality but good looking piece of junk from?”
“@thenone.sitore go search it you good looking human”

by thenone.sitore November 22, 2021

Lydia Situation

A situation, so random and out of the norm, that you can only class it as a Lydia situation.

Lydia stayed the night at a guys house (who's she's seeing) and wakes up to a random guy in the room on the DJ decks jamming out. "That's a Lydia situation!"

by Not a Neek January 23, 2022

terrible situación

What happened when a dog went loose at the urbanización la Paz, where the Venezuelan authorities should put a fence at the border of the sidewalk to prevent kids from falling into the water. Johnny was called during the incident to see if he could solve things out. It remains unclear who let the dog out. The dang neighbors knew that the dog escaped, but they never did anything to solve the situation, but rather just called to inform about the missing dog.

-Did you let the dog out?
-No! I even closed the gates but realized it wasn't fully closed so I checked again.

Terrible situación

by raveledo December 20, 2021

jochim sithong

A term to define a little annoying child or someone whom is bothering you.

Mom: John go do the dishes.
John: NO! I've done them twice this week.
Mom: don't be a jochim sithong

by Glorious solitary lad April 10, 2022

addverse situation

A less-than-peaceable status caused by someone's quoting one or more seemingly-favorable-to-himself passages from Da Good Book dat are not actually written in there.

In da Red Green Show, Mike Hamar mentions about how one of his dads advised him to "do unto others before they do unto you" --- "He said that's in the Bible." Red Green sarcastically opines dat said statement is merely an example of an "addverse situation", in dat it would certainly not be in da "King James version, but maybe the JESSE James version!"

by QuacksO May 12, 2022

lulotte situation

A lulotte situation is that awkward moment between two friends just before they go into a relationship together

I really like Charlotte but but we’re just in a lulotte situation right now and there’s not much I can do

by James Micheal June 7, 2022