simplesplain

To overexplain a subject to an audience that lacks intelligence.

If you don’t understand, I can simplesplain it to you.

by Randy B-Rad June 25, 2020

Simple Realistic

Used to call someone irrelevant a no name or a pedophile

Bobby: You simple realistic
Me: :(

by CyteX July 18, 2020

Simpcel

someone who simps by being an incel and is still shocked when it doesn't work. Thinks feminists are nazis and is pro life even in cases of rape, but also is scared to talk to girls <3.

My man Dorian was a real simpcel, couldn't get him to stop dming me and posting sexist shit.

by TSM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 27, 2020

Simper

A man who is a boomer and a simp at the same time

Boom, double roast

"Patrick you're such a simper"

"You're acting like a simper, go back to your boomer girlfriend"

by MillennialPussyBoy3000 August 5, 2020

Simpette

The female version of a simp.

Taliah: Have you seen Lucy drooling over BTS these days? Especially V!

Lonnie: Oh my gosh! She's such a simpette

by Ariah_Noodles August 16, 2020

simpette

A Female streamer who has a viewer base of simps or a female who is likely to get a simp fan base if they streamed

"She's such a simpette!"

by the goat thing August 17, 2020

Simpulsive

When someone does something impulsive for someone they simp for

Person A: Here take all my money you're hot
Person B: What?
Person A: Sorry that was simpulsive

by texaser September 7, 2020