driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.

Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019

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A KKK weapon

Black dude in 1930: Holy shit is that a ASS Shotgun assssshufhbheuiwoeubvf uf9e80w9wubivf,dww Ku KLUx KLan?!!!

by ASS this December 4, 2020

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

Muddy shotgun

A Muddy Shotgun is to go for a shit and then instead of wiping you would scoop the shit out of your ass and slather it on your cock. You then stroke your cock using the shit as lube as if cocking a shotgun until ready to “fire”

Ayo bro I’m gonna have a shit. May aswell go for a Muddy Shotgun while I’m at it

by FatmanOscar May 17, 2023

double barrel shotgun

When you shit while having a orgasm.

Eric just got a double barrel shotgun from Megan he said it was such a great blow job, he shit himself when he blew his load!

by Dicklarious Darren October 18, 2013

Shotgun intercourse

Intercourse between two people, one of them blast the anus of the other one with a shotgun, picks up the chunks of flesh, puts them in a condom and then shoves the condom in his/her anus.

Holy shit, look at his anus! He must have had a shotgun intercourse

by sheatpussee July 21, 2020

semen shotgun

The act of holding ones foreskin shut while orgasming only to release all of the semen at once in a shotgun-like manner.

Those circumcised goblins will never understand the true power of the semen shotgun.

by raisingran November 9, 2021