shooting the goose

Masturbating, to the point of ejaculation.

Oh no, it takes less time for me too shoot the goose now than it did 5 years ago. Is that a common problem?

by Edge January 02, 2004

Shooting blanks

Sending a blank text message by mistake, or due to a phone malfunction of some kind.

Man 1: "Damn it, I keep shooting blanks! I can't wait for my plan to expire, so that I can get a new phone with a WORKING keyboard."

Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."

Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"

by jsmith9 August 24, 2010

Shoot the Gap

This is when you're sitting on the toilet after a hellacious night of binge drinking, releasing the kraken of your asshole into the porcelain abyss, and you realize...

"Oh, man I'm gonna puke"

But there's no trash can in sight, so you have to "shoot the gap." For the gentleman, pull your cock and balls somewhere out of sight and aim..

This is the epitome of epic bodily fluid excavation.

Oh, I missed...I missed...Stan, I'm so sorry. I couldn't shoot the gap.

by GeorgeStephanopolos March 11, 2011

poop shoot

Knows as the anus.Or bumm hole where you shit.

Mommy I need to take a shit my Poop shoot is full. lmao

by john messenger October 11, 2006

Shoot The Shit

It's a thing that true men do. It ussaly involves two men getting some shit(poop) and shooting it.

Father: Son today I'm going to make you a man.
Son: How?
Father: We're going to Shoot The Shit...literally.

by Weirdo Sheep February 20, 2016

owl shooting

A game where a group of guys go out and try to get with the ugliest chick there. The guy with the ugliest chick wins the game.

That girl would totally win if we were playing owl shooting.

Dude, did you see that fucking ugly fat chick Martin got with? He totally won at owl shooting.

by taschenmuschi May 03, 2011

shooting the shit

And expression used when two or more people (usually friends) carry on a friendly conversation or a discussion.

Cheating? No way! John and I were shooting the shit at the bar all night!

by draftphunk July 11, 2011