shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have

Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.

by D Flawless October 16, 2020

Shit, piss, corruption, snot

The first four words of a fraternity cheer, best sung when falling-down drunk, from the 1930s, that my father taught me.

Shit, piss, corruption, snot, six pigs’ assholes tied in a knot; rah, rah, weasel shit!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

Shit Foot Drunk

The act of getting so drunk that you defecate throughout a residence, typically a rental or friend/family member’s home. The ensuing morning an innocent causally walks about the residence stepping in the feces believing it to mud or some other harmless substance.

Damien : “I thought I stepped in mud this morning, turns out it was Toto’s shit!”

Toto: “I guess I got Shit Foot Drunk last night.”

by Big Ticket76 November 15, 2021

Cig Shit

The Urge to take a shit during or after the smoking of a cigarette.

Dude, I just took the biggest cig shit of my life!

by Fletch703 February 4, 2010

Cork Shit

That first piece of feces that almost makes you burst a blood vessel to push out, but after that, the flood gates open.

After I pushed out that cork shit, the rest of the Taco Bell just came shooting out.

by Skizzblizz October 30, 2009

freebird shit

When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.

After that Mexican last night, I had to take one hell of a freebird shit.

by funnythatsmyname October 28, 2010

Macgyver Shit

After taking a mean shit, an act of desperation, usually by the lazy, using a piece of clothing (your roommate's socks, a t-shirt, a bath towel etc.) to wipe your dirty ass after realizing you have absolutely no paper products whatsoever in your house.

Roommate Kevin : "Dude, where are all my socks & towels? I had a ton!"

Fat Jack: "Man, I gotta confession to make. I've been too lazy to buy TP, so I've been wiping my ass clean with your socks & towels & then throwing them away."

Roommate Kevin: "Please tell me you're fucking joking, you lazy fat fuck! Why don't you use your own socks when you Macgyver Shit?!"

by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014