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Blargle Shark

Blargle in this sense is pretty much a synonym for bullshit. The Blargle Shark is the source of all bullshit. Also used as a phrase to call BS.
"Dude, I just saw a UFO!"

"Blargle Shark, dude. There's no such thing."
by Bowoneshi May 15, 2010
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Shark Attack

A term used to reference somebody who is very intoxicated or hungover that is experiencing explosive diarrhea while projectile vomiting uncontrollably. Derived from a shark exploding out of the water.
"Yo, there is shit and throw up all over the floor in the bathroom.... WTF?!"

"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"
by yaboythe ssd December 6, 2017
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loan shark

Someone that lends people money in emergencies, but with an extemely high interest rate, such as 100% or 200% of the original loan.
"Hey, man. You goin' to tha movies with me tonight?"
"Can't afford it, bro. I'm gonna be paying this loan shark back 'til the day I die."
by mciml2 July 16, 2004
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Shark man

a big fish with legs, sharp teeth and that has many different salty variations.

Some sharks are known to of grown legs and joined schools under the name of fish parts. for example a most common used shark name is Fin. These shark men are normally very salty and fishy. They also normally have weird last names
That guy looks salty maybe hes a shark man?
by social studies of aquatic myth September 7, 2017
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Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
by MAG66 March 21, 2017
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Silly Shark

A silly shark is when you are soooo funny you get blood thirsty and eat human
A: Babe, you are so silly shark!
*Babe eats person A*
by SharknadoFan53 October 7, 2020
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Tiger Sharking

The gluttonous act of vomiting with the intention of making room for further consumption of food and/or drink.
I love Tiger Sharking at all you can eat buffets.
by Mock Turtlenex March 6, 2017
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