Semeneta

A dirty doer

Dude, you’re doing me real Semeneta right now. Not cool

You doing me Semeneta?

Guy 1: Yo br, you trying to go downtown tonight?

Guy 2: nah dude I’m not really feeling it.

Guy 1: ooh Semeneta br

by DernMer? October 5, 2020

i aint never seen two pretty best friends

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly

you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly

by anonymous October 31, 2020

selenia

the meaning of the moon in greek language, also a girls' name not very popular because only the worthy can have the name. it is also a person who is attractive, gorgeous, joyess, strong, friendly, shy at times but knows how to have a good time, trust worthy, responsible and gets easily mad but knows how to control the inter fury.

Who's the next door neighbor? she's selenia not yet my friend but soon to be.

by wherethemooncrossedthesun July 7, 2011

have you seen my new wristwatch

When you are sitting at a table eating with some boring friends, you pull your balls out of the side of your shorts, put your wrist on your thigh, put your balls on top of your wrist, and say to your friends "hey, have you seen my new wristwatch?" Your friends then look and see your balls on your wrist.

Dude, did you see the new episode of Grey's Anatomy? No, but have you seen my new wristwatch?

by Stagmen November 30, 2016

Selena

Selena

Selena is the most incredible, stunning most perfect girlfriend ever, you will be very lucky to even see her face to face. She is kind, generous, incredibly intelligent, absolutely stunning (even though she says she isn't), and THE MOST PERFECT GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD.

Her smile will light up every room she happens to be in, and when you've touched her heart, she would do absolutely anything to make you happy.

If you're ever lucky enough to get a girl like Selena, never ever let her go, and treat her well, because she will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.

One day, she will make an amazing mother and a brilliant wife. For an alternative definition, see 'perfection'.

Seeing her is like looking at the rarest, most perfect, most beautiful thing in the entire universe, losing her would be the worst thing ever and remember to treat her right and NEVER EVER LEAVE HER SIDE!

#beautiful #kind #perfect #amazing #girlfriend #wife #amazing

I think I found the perfect one, Selena.

Andy: Selena looks amazing

Dan: Ik and I've got her for every second of my life :)

by TheLuckiestGuyInTheWorld! February 27, 2019

Salty seamen

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!

Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.

The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.

by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020