Johnson Scoffer

an adjective that describes someone who sucks up to the manager of a company in a homosexual manner.

"did you hear Johnson Scoffer Joe was begging for the weekend behind Craig's back"

by beefsbigbelly May 9, 2024

Adam 'scruff' Mitchell

A pronoun used to describe parentless, virgin, rag head wearing, yellow teeth stained, smegma riddled, shit flicking, fag ash snorting, turna baccy smoking, rodents that can't afford essential items in day-to-day society in order to survive which usually means they are extremely skinny, ragid, stinky and uncleanly.

You heard of that fella from Aberdeen? He's a proper "Adam 'scruff' Mitchell".

by 100% floyd May 28, 2025

workin' the scruff

performing oral sex on a woman

Man, my wife had me workin' the scruff for, like, twenty minutes last night.

by R. A. Trussell December 25, 2007

put the scaffolding up

when you're chatting up a sort in preparation of dropping game on her

yeah mate I'm about to put the scaffolding up now

by lewis sexy boy November 25, 2016

3rd degree scruff

When you make out with a guy with facial hair and the scruff rubs against your skin. The burn!

He gave me a 3rd degree scruff last night.

by hehehoho24 October 3, 2021