School

A place ran by Nazis and filled with deceitful two faces assholes

If Hitler was alive to day he’d see how well his so called invention “school” was working.

by Seaturtsthename-cocainsthegame October 9, 2017

School

Sudden tests from teachers, using dirty tactics

Cheating is popular and widely practiced

Hypocritical preachers, who say no eating yet enjoy potato chips

“Okay class, you can ask questions,” they would say. But then, “Why weren’t you listening.”

“Of course I couldn’t hear you, I fell asleep cause you’re so boring.”

Life is boring in school, but friends are a great nourishment

Student: *proceeds to pull out a snack*
Teacher: No eating in class, this is SCHOOL *proceeds to open bag of chips*

by GunInAKnifeFight June 10, 2020

School

School is the little brother of prison

Man, I don't want to go to prison... I mean school...

by stanbangtanthankyou April 18, 2018

School

School for 12 years,college for 4 years and then you work until you DIE

Teacher: Ok class, now time to go get a job I mean, you already finished SCHOOL
Me:are you frickin' kidding me?!?

by I have school-_- October 15, 2018

School

The worst in-game experience you'll ever have during your first run of the game you're playing right now, life. You need your character to wake up with only 2 hours of sleep, which will keep them from functioning properly. Then, you either walk a long ass path, or take the hell ridden vehicle with disgusting level 4 children that stick boogers up the footrest petal. After you arrive to the torture chamber, you are greeted with math. What's so bad about math? Learning things you'll probably won't use for your career. If you wanna be an artist, too bad. You have to have your time wasted learning calculus instead. Next is ELA. ELA teaches you how to...literally read. Science is next. this is probably the most interesting subject, since your teacher probably won't care about what you're doing if you're wearing level 100 protective glasses. Science teachers see these glasses as protective shields that can protect an incoming intercontinental nuke, but the cons of science is how they make you compare salt to...salt. There's also these things called "Specials" that seem interesting at first, but terribly horrid and tiring once you experience them. P.E is probably the most hated out there, I can sense those girls complaining how their gym shorts are too short. I can go on and on explaining how illogical and flawed this experience is, but that'd take too long.

"I grinded school for 7 hours, but only got 4 EXP. School sucks!

by CoolAlien March 14, 2022

School

An infernal hellhole where all hopes and dreams are relentlessly sucked out of children by ruthless people who dedicate there lives to the practice of child torture, which is apparenw legal now.

School in a nutshell: you learn useless crap for 12 years so you can get a piece of paper that says you can do more mindless work in a plain old cubicle and earn minimum wage.

Teacher: OK timmy, what is 9*(8/56*5638*89) to the power of 5. You have 30 seconds

Timmy: wut m8 dat aint fair

Teacher: 20 SECONDS

Timmy:*tableflip*

Teacher: OMG you are like, so gonna like, get suspended you rat

Timmy:*contemplates the fact that normal law doesnt apply to school*

(When timmy gets home)

Timmys parents: XUUGUCYXTYVYTXFXGH YCYCYCUCUC YOU GOT WHAT

Teacher:*posts on her twitter,instagram,snapchat, etc(that has her small army of teachers as the only followers)* hAHAHAHAHHAHAHA timmy got rekt m8s lOLOLOLOLOL

The innocent students went to school, or prison.
See:prison

by A poor innocent child February 7, 2018

School

A public shooting range

Tim lets go try out our new glocks at school so we get revenge on the people who bullied us.

by “Nigga”- Albert Einstein January 24, 2020