Alex Samuel Somers

A handsome charming charismatic rizzler that you stick your gyatt out to because he is so skibiti and fanum tax you want to be his sigma go to him and give him your ohio

Alex Samuel Somers is a rizzler

by Tigritz February 13, 2024

ethan andrew lee samuels

a W👽

ethan andrew lee samuels is a Winner. he’s a fully fledged W.

by andbfkfbbf May 3, 2022

Samuel's dick

The biggest dick in the world.

Hey! Samuel's dick is so big

by Guy le Guy January 30, 2017

Samuel Elsner

This motherfucker is the best guy on this list, surpasses literally everyone. He is 10 inches SOFT and you can grind diamonds on his abs. Literally the hottest guy I know and is sweet, caring, and somewhat shy. Kratos has nothing on this absolute SIGMA of a man. This unit deadlifted the universe while heavily injured when he 1v2d Akuto Sai and Kami Tenchi in a 2v1 after they wrote themselves to be the strongest.

Did you hear about Samuel?
Samuel Elsner? Which God did he take down this time?
All of them.

by TheWriterOfAllElse December 2, 2021

Samuel Christian Santos

Samuel is a very sexy wasian boy who is super nice and got a 3 milimeter defeater.

Wow youre so hot and wasian just like Samuel Christian Santos.

by Sigmalord June 6, 2024

Samuel

A fucking loser who has no game what do ever. A beta who is very feminine.

Henry: Hey you know that kid name samuel?
David: Yeah! the fucking feminine beta??

by okay okay i June 9, 2022

jon samuels

The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.

He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.

by Mexican in disguise May 31, 2017