Sammy Sprinkler

When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.

Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!

by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022

Sammy

A person who deep down knows they are gay but doesnt seem to understand who they are but overall their chill and can get buff

Sammys gay

by Jackintheboxfromurmom July 29, 2022

Sammy

The short black haired twink who calls you grandma

“Sammy! Get out of the street!”

by Hudsonlover360 October 21, 2019

sammy

sammy is a cat being choken by a banana.
was banned for breaking up
smile

hi i am sammy person smile emote, pepehands

by dabberhero December 10, 2018

Sammy

VERY VERY Sweet... They are the literal most boring person person ever... They also eat cat hair and lint for breakfast never ask Sammy to barrow her conditioner she will literally chug the bottle so you won't get to use it ... Ps. They suck

Sammy that freakin #!$#*.

by Misss DIRTY DAN November 27, 2021

Sammy

Probably a dog that's best friends with a human.

Random person: AW ITS A DOG, WHAT'S IT'S NAME? Wait, no, let me guess...Sammy?

by Anonymous_hate_writer November 14, 2020

Sammie

A girl with a contagious smile. She is a unique "one of a kind" person. She wears her heart on her sleeve for those who will do the same for her. She is the poster child for " People Pleaser" and She loves HARD. Who knows you might just fall in love with her ;) She's a great listener, amazing advice giver and an AMAZING FRIEND!! She's down with the deep talks and down to sit in a room with you and be silent if you want. She'll be there when you need her and shell give you some space if you need. Keep this girl close because once you show her loyalty, love and respect she will always be on your team. BUT DONT CROSS HER. If there's anyone you shouldn't test, its her. She may forgive.. but she'll never forget... Anyways, like they always say " the happiest people can also be the saddest" so when you get a chance don't let the happiness fool you. she's so busy trying to be there for others that hardly anyones there for her. So please be there for your Sammie, she's always there for you.

I want a friend like Sammie.

Sammie is so beautiful, im glad I know her.

by MA$APAh November 23, 2021