sanchez bump

The increase in web traffic you receive after appearing on CNN's Rick Sanchez Show. Alternatively, a sexual maneuver performed while watching CNN's Rick Sanchez Show in a damp Extended Stay hotel room.

"Dude, you should see the sanchez bump I just got! No, on my website. Not in a hotel room. That's gross. You're gross."

by sanchezfan86 March 16, 2009

satchem

A used condom filled with semen

Albert threw his satchem into the lake after pleasuring himself.

by Herbert8488 December 15, 2010

poon satchel

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.

"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."

by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009

testi-sachel

An organic receptical found between the gooch and penile cylinder in male mamals.
Within it are often found two gonads which endeaver to produce love-caviar.

"Would you care to dip my testi-sachel into your mouth?"

"Please let go of my testi-sachel, it hurts when you crunch it."

by McCain123 March 12, 2009

impossible sanchez

Fucking yourself in the ass while punching yourself in the face. See mobius punch.

Who's got two thumbs and is about to perform the impossible sanchez? This guy.

by sinistlor November 17, 2009

Cocaine Sanchez

After a person does a line of cocaine, they typically run their finger under their nose rapidly, a similar motion to the dirty sanchez.

Right after that Mexican dude did a rail of cocaine, he gave himself a cocaine sanchez.

by PUTA RAMMEREZ June 22, 2011

rosy sanchez

When your female partner is menstrating and she draws a mustashe on your face. Can also be done during intercourse. Simlar to red wings only in that menses ends up on the face. In this case the mustache is purposefully drawn.

After the fight they'd just had, she decided to give him a rosy sanchez

by Katyklysm June 23, 2011