Hairy Saddle

Facial hair being present, usually of the beard or goatee fashion, on males during SOMFing.

"She was riding the hairy saddle lastnight."

"Ride my hairy saddle you cowgirl bitch!!!"

"I rode his hairy saddle all morning"

by Unrustled1 April 1, 2013

nut saddle

The section of the bridge of A's nose across which B's scrotum stretches when his testicles are resting upon A's eyes.

"Despite an appealing nut saddle, her eyes seemed too wide-set."

"That was a great nutsaddling. I couldn't see a thing."

by Suavis Cortez December 11, 2013

Texas saddle

Rode hard and hung up wet

Jim: I tell ya Bill, Jane must had some fun last night!

Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!

by MacG007 February 20, 2014

Sack Saddling

-verb

Triple Penetration. One gent is entering her ass, while a second gent is in her vagina. Then third gent stands over the second gents cock so his sack hangs with a testicle on both sides.

Hey Bro, I love the way it feels when you're Sack Saddling with me.

by BoronIdentity August 10, 2014

Steph Saddy

Otherwise known as to Burn Bridges

"That's the last time I lend her/him anything he or she has Steph Saddy Me "

by north77 September 23, 2016

jewish saddle

A person u really don't like who usually does things for other people just to fit in like an absolute twat

"U fucking Jewish saddler!"

by TheJewDestroyer123 July 28, 2017

golden saddle

When you piss out your ass while sitting on someone else in a sexual situation.

After Taco Bell I totally sat on Sarah and gave her a Golden Saddle.

by ZiegZeon September 5, 2017