stoked

The word used to describe someone who is both stoned (from MJ) and on cocaine.

Fuck, im so stoked. I shouldn't have done that extra line/bowl.

by Juan Cornellus January 27, 2008

Ride it like you stole it

A phrase used by a sensitive convict that beats off to playing Grand Theft Auto while blasting Taylor Swift in the background.

Him: oh yea, girl.

Ride it like you stole it....

For real tho because I really did steal this.

by fiercetigeress October 5, 2016

stoned

When you claim to have been under the influence of drugs, but your really bull-shitting.

'I got sh-toned at the gig!' 'Lets get sh-toned!!'

by ->shaun<- October 3, 2003

cock stoned

Situation where a female is totally infatuated with her boyfriend and even lame excuses, used by her boyfriend to explain cheating, work e.g. "I tripped and landed in her pussy", "I'm a proctologist sweety, thats just one of our newer techniques we use"

Her boyfriend was cheating on her but she's too cock stoned to realise it.

by Chris B. T. November 3, 2008

Stole On

When a NTer takes it from the back.

Dirty got stole on.

by NT March 8, 2004

they stole picassos painting

theyre pretty good im listening to theyre cd

what the fuck is an example? i hafta use twenty words

by john kulhanek February 10, 2005

Phone Stoned

A person is so into what is on their phone (text message, Facebook, twitter, etc.) that they are oblivious to the outside world. They are very unlikely to respond when being spoken to.

Don't bother asking Jen what she wants. She's phone stoned!

You were just so phone stoned a minute ago. Did you even hear me?

by Lisa jobet November 19, 2010